What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 11:28

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
No way
What is the problem between Turkey and Greece?
Still no good
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Can you write a poem or short story based on the first image that shows up on Pinterest?
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How short is too short for a skirt?
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives